Toonie Express Event Reviews 2009
The GRIM - Aldershot Tank Testing Course

On Sunday 7th Dec Chris Smith & Catherine Simpson of Toonie Express Adventure Racing Team took part in "The GRIM" an 8 mile run,
crawl and wade round the Army's Aldershot tank testing ground.
With 3,000 runners completing the course on the Saturday the ground was churned up ready for 3,000 more runners on the Sunday.
There was water, a lot of water and it was all brown! from big puddles to a couple of small lakes and mud that was up to waist deep and a very worrying light brown colour. Despite the extreme conditions they had a great time. Chris finished in 295th in 1:11:59 with Catherine managing a very respectable 1:43:28
Chris Smith and Catherine Simpson travelled down to the Grim Challenge held down at the Army Tank Testing course Aldershot. At 10.30 we set off with 3000 others tackling 8 miles of deep mud and water, crawling under nets and enjoying the great atmosphere. The large amount of rain this year meant that the whole course seemed to be under water and the mud was waist high in places ( well on me anyway ) this made our finishing times slightly slower than last year. Chris finished in 1h 11min and Catherine in 1h 43min thoroughly enjoying the day once again. This is a very well organised race and great fun, parking was near the start /finish with plenty of facilities I even managed to get a small t shirt which is always a bonus - Catherine


HellRunner Up North


HellRunner Up North - Chris, Catherine & Dave ventured out on the day from Hell! Big rain and a long drive to Cheshire.
We arrived at Delamere Forest and prepared for the extreme race ahead, check shoe laces, bag up kit for afterwards, tuck in shirt, and trecked to the start. Chris & Dave ran this event last year and were trying not to scare Catherine with stories of the race that worked until she saw the start and the hill that did it. 11am and off we go, under the arch, past the Devil and follow the red flares. There were 2,500 entrants but many less started due to the extreme weather. After 50 yds we turned up a huge hill to a radio mast, that strung out the field. Then a long fast downhill back past the start/finish area and off into the forest.
The course is easier at the start to allow competitors to get into the race and to string out the field so that by the time we got to the bog jumps, log jumps, little bogs and huge hills there were fewer bottlenecks. The Hills of Hell really sorted out the fit, there were many just walking while those of us with attitude tried to power up and race down the hills.
The 12.1 mile course got harder as it went on and as we got more and more tired until with about a mile to go we entered the Bog of Doom and I do mean entered! Wade in and after seconds you are waist high in filthy black sticky muddy water with logs under it! You wade through this for about 500m with a few trips out and back in via slippery slopes so not at all easy but still fun. After this was a gentle exit from the bog followed by one big then 2 small uphills followed by a downhill sprint to the finish.
The course was harder than last year due to the extended Bog of Doom and the wet weather. I was very pleased to finish in 1h48m in 148th place, 31st in class with Dave behind in 1h57m and 315th place. Catherine on her first visit did very well finishing in 2h59m (just behind the Smurfs and Log Carrying Team) and also managed 31st in class.
All in all a great if very hard race and a perfect day out for Toonie Express. After getting our event T-Shirts and goody bags full of food we walked a mile back to the car and threw away the now black socks and put on some warm clothes for the drive home.
After a 3 hour drive we were ready for very long showers. The kit has all had 2 washed but may still get another!
Chris
Last name | Net time | Overall position | Gender position | Category position |
Chris Smith | 01:48:39 | 148 | 142 | 31 |
Dave Raynes | 01:57:59 | 315 | 296 | 217 |
Catherine Simpson | 02:59:45 | 1389 | 263 | 31 |
Survival of The Fittest - Nottingham
Yes that's a fire hose pointing at us when we get out of the lake!
Dave in the mud (Still with watch)
Back for the second running of SoTF, Chris & Dave had a great laugh and really enjoyed the stinky mud and water.
There were 3,000 starters and 2,549 finishers. Chris finished 199th in 1:07:38 and Dave came in 289th in 1:10:26 very good for a couple of old blokes, we really enjoyed beating the "Gym Fit" guys & gals.
As well as 12k to run the obstacles included were, Bale Wall, Parkour Zone, Assault Course, Water Wade, Water Slide, Hill Runs, Roadwork Zone, Basketball, Skatepark Zone, Car Scramble, Taxi Jump, Muddy Pipe, Hot Pipe, Windy Pipe, Stadium Climb, 8ft Wall of Doom.
Not a race for the faint hearted, one for Team Toonie Express!
Coniston 14k Trail Race
Catherine in action, yes it was very windy!
I have reviewed this race here in the Adventure Race section as it really was not a training event!
The weather forecast was horrible, horizontal rain with strong winds and 70mph gusts. We woke on race day to full on lakes at their worst weather, big rain, big wind. Where some event organisers run for the hills and health and safety forms the advise from the Lakeland Trails team was to take care. The race start was at the bottom of a hill so an uphill start, that's the way it went on. We ran through the village then turned left up a monster uphill towards the old man of Coniston a 1134ft climb within 2.5 miles, Ouch! the tarmac stopped and this track got harder as we went on and became single track with rocks mud and lots of moving water (small rivers) Then we had more fells and hills mostly up and all very wet. The weather varied and once I saw the sun but mostly wet and very windy, on one uphill my right leg was getting blown behind my left so I kept kicking myself. The downhill sections were fast and furious with no time to blink. After 10k we turned at the side of Coniston water for a more gentle run back through woods and fields. The finish was very welcome and everyone was fully tired, not just hurting but real pain and still big smiles! All for a brown T-Shirt? well yes but also so much more, this is not your average race and we loved it. Catherine finished in 2:00:01 (Ahhh) and Chris finished in 1:26:20
RatRace London
Chris, Cathy & Andy took part in the 2009 London Rat Race. A great multi event race, 47miles of biking, kayak pizza delivery, abseil, climbing, HMS Belfast under deck orienteering, high speed London city orienteering, assault course and other things.
8th Mixed Team in 9 to 5 - 800 points - 7:42:52
Very happy with the position as this was our first major event as a team, we worked well together and had a great time.
Cathy, Andy & Chris, big smiles!
Cathy bouldering
Andy & Cathy before the start
Saab Saloman Turbo X
TURBO X IS PURE FILTH! The maddest, muddiest run of the Saab Salomon Trail Running Series and will not disappoint with 10 miles of the gnarliest mix of mud, sweat and trail! Hidden within a natural assault course of water, sand, marsh and muck lurks ...the SAAB X ZONE.... A 1- 2 mile section of the craziest trail terrain to push your stamina, agility and perseverance to the limit! You'll wade through watery wildness, clamber through mud, sand and bog, charging your way through the roughest off road track you can imagine. I loved it! - Shaun Louth
Para 10 Mile
The Parachute Regiment challenged those seeking a tough race to attempt the 10 mile 'P' Company cross country route, carrying a bergen (rucksack) weighing 35lb (excluding food water) and wearing military style boots, with the added challenge of trying to beat the 1hour 50 minute Paratroopers Company selection cut off time.
The route a multi-terrain endurance event, following the same route as the Parachute Regiment’s 'P' Company selection 10 mile march route. The majority of the course felt uphill, numerous cattle grids, water features and three climbs that you could barley walk up let alone run!
Cathy Davies 2.04.27 loved every minute of the run and looked comfortable as she crossed the line.
Shaun Louth with limited training having only returned from holiday a week before the race breezed across the line in 2.18.15.
Prior to the ‘P’ Company Challenge was the 10 mile race in normal running kit following the same course but starting 5 minutes earlier. A fantastic day albeit a long one and tempted to run again next year?…… Of course! Grrrrrrr.
Cathy in full kit at the Para 10 (P Coy Challenge)
1st Adidas Thunder Run 24h 10k Team Relay Race
Back for 2010 on 31st July - Prices held at 2009 levels
Limited places so enter early. See Toonie Express there!
1st & 2nd August - 1st Adidas Thunder Run
Chris Smith, Dave Tilley, Mark Sands, Paul Freemantle & Angie Harvey of Sleaford Town Runners in a 5 person Mixed Team.
We won 3rd place in our class, the biggest class, with 28 laps in 24h:21m:22s
Thunder Run 2009 Photo album
Prints can be downloaded free or ordered from here
A very hard but brilliant race!
The first running of the Adidas Thunder Run 24 Hour 10k Team Relay TrailRace 1st/2nd August 2009
We arrived and setup camp between the showers, a sign of things to come. The venue was ideal with hot showers, huge 24hour food hall, good toilets and most importantly a brilliant trail course that was both fun and testing.
2pm mass start, Mark Sands was our first runner and led the first lap, Dave Tilley ran the second lap in light rain then it was my turn and the rain came big time! by the end of my lap we are running on pure mud as it was 3:30pm there was a long time to go running on mud this was worrying.
As time night came our times slowed as we were sliding about far too much despite the wonderful people from Adidas lending everyone various grippy trail shoes. I missed out on Swoops which were doing very well in the filth.
My 3rd lap was at midnight and with my monster 3w CREE torch this was no problem at all it was my most enjoyable lap and I overtook about 12 runners who must have thought I was elite (or something scary) as they kept getting out of the way.
My 4th lap was about 4am and started in full darkness soon to be followed by the wonderful sight of the sun coming up and I finished in full daylight, it takes your mind off the hard work when you have a course and views like this.
We were in 3rd place by this time as we had stuck to our team plan and sent everyone out in order, not just that we wanted to spread the pain but if we were going to win anything we had to do it in our own way with all team members working together 100%
Our mixed team of 5 stuck to a running order so 3 members ran 6 laps with the other two doing 5 laps managing 28 laps overall.
As this was evenly spaced there was time for a shower and rest between laps, you really needed a shower as the course was pure mud in many places due to heavy rain early on (mainly on the 3rd leg when I was runing).
My 6th and last lap was the final run and I managed to take 5 mins off my previous lap as the trails dried.
The course is a very well designed trail course by someone who clearly knows what he is doing it takes in several woods, tracks, trails, hills, grass and oh yes Mud. If it had been dry we would have completed more than the 28 laps but the conditions did not detract from the fun in some strange ways they added to it.
Will we be back next year? Of course we will! there will be several teams from our club there and I can't wait for it.
Review - Chris Smith
Note from our friends...
Hey Chris, Random I know but wondered if you could pass this on to Sleaford Runners.
If there was a team to a man that was quick to encourange over the weekend it was Sleaford.
To be competing at the front of the field, as from what I could see, fielding all your runners as close to equally as possible was truly great.
Hope to see Sleaford next year, I'll certainly be fitter and better equipped. Which means the sun will shine of course.
Cheers,
Damian Smith
Edinburgh
 The team Before Quod sors fert ferimus | 
Chris - In Zohan Mode! Potentia vobiscum | 
It was muddy! Very Muddy Veni Vidi Volo in domum redire |

Mark in the mud after a lap Cogito ergo zoom! |  Paul after a fall Semper in excretum sum sed alta variat |

Collecting out Mixed Team of 5 3rd place trophies |  In the mud with our trophies, medals and big smiles Obesa cantavit |
Thunder Run 2009 Start Video Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare |
Mark and Dave - The perfect changeover Facta non verba |
Chris starting a lap |
The Beast 2009
1st Mar - The Beast Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire, Multi-Terrain.
This was the first running of "The Beast" a Double or Quit (One 5m lap or 2x 5m laps) of a Horse Cross Country course. Horses have 4 legs and are tall so various methods of hurdles, jumps and wading groin high through cold water, followed by some very impressive hills. The 32 horse jumps (per lap) made the course much harder than a normal cross country. There were a few minor bugs such as the water stations at 2.5m then 7.5m, one at 5m would be great as you can't run with a drink bottle. The other mor major bug was Dave Tilley and the top 20 went the wrong way! (short by a good mile and missed the deep water) it was not their fault but did mean that Dave did not win 2nd place, he was a little miffed. I stayed for a pint of Beast Ale and some Thai soup after the race well worth waiting for.
This has the makings of a really good race and I am sure it will fill in days next year, lets get some Toonies there!